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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Take me down to a very nice city.

    Artist: Guns N' Roses
    Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city.

    The story:

    I bought this album when I was 15 years old. I listened to it many times, and though "Paradise City" wasn't one of my favorites, I was quite familiar with it. About 5 years later while in college, some friends and I popped G n R in for a little nostalgia and I commented to a room full of friends that it was odd for a song named "Paradise City" to have a chorus of "very nice city." There were lots of open-mouthed stares, followed by laughter and my very red face. It took saying out loud what I had thought for years to make me realize what a dork I had been.

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