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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Take it by the hand pretty woman, come and take it by the hand, I WANT A HAND JOB"

    Artist: Doobie Brothers
    Song: Black Water
    Real Lyric: "Take it by the hand pretty woman, come and take it by the hand, ??????????????????

    The story:

    Back in '76 a bunch of us guy were at a pizza parlor. When this song was on the jukebox & it came to that verse, he sang it out at the top of his lungs. Everybody almost fell off their chairs laughing. Since that day, I have never been able to hear anything except his lyrics.

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