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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Take a swim or you'll drown

    Song: Wet
    Real Lyric: Sink or swim or you drown

    The story:

    Nothing really, just listening to the song a few
    times and heard it this way.

    You would (in a lot of cases) drown if you didn't
    swim in water (at least deep enough water). Sink or
    swim or you drown, doesn't sound quite right, if you
    sink you drown, so it can't be sink OR swim, has to
    be swim, so I think what I heard is better and makes
    a bit more sense.

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