Take a look in the mirror and cried ''what a bunch of jellied eels''

The story:

sitting an a college canteen with lots of peole, reading through a Queen piano music book (with lyrics) and then reading the real lyrics and practically dying of embarrasment.

For our transatlantic friends who don't know what jellied eels are, well they are an old traditional food from the East End of London, eels in jelly - quite manky really!