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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Take a load of granite
    take a load for free
    Take a load of granite
    Rattle on rattle on rattle on rattle on me

    Artist: The Band
    Song: The Weight
    Real Lyric: Take a load off AnnieTake a load for freeTake a load off AnnieAnd you put the load right on me

    The story:

    When I was a kid this song would come on the radio
    station my parents listened to (early mid '90s), and
    being a bit of a rock collector, I thought it was
    awesome how this band were singing about getting a
    (truck) load of granite. I realised I was wrong
    about the age of 10 when I heard the song again, but
    only got the real lyrics this year.

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