The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Thank God, it wasn't me. I admit, I lifted this from a similar contest in the old "Trouser Press" magazine about 15 years ago. It makes me laugh every time I think about it.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
9/11/2002 11:12 am
Age it happened
25
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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