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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    sweet smell of colitis

    Artist: Eagles
    Real Lyric: sweet smell of colitas



    The story:

    This wasn't actually mis-heard by me, but mis-heard by someone transcribing the lyrics for a jamaican piano bar song book. While sitting at a piano bar late one evening at the Couples Ocho Rios resort (quite inebriated), 10 or so equally impaired people around the piano were singing Hotel California from a songbook that had been transcribed incorrectly. No one noticed the typo except for my companion and I!

    Comedy ensued.

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