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    Song: Eve

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    Sweet as these potatoes from your lips

    Artist: HIM
    Real Lyric: Sweetest is the taste from your lips
    The story:

    I was listening to my CD, and it was obviously one of the first times I did so, and I thought I heard him sing with passion and fervor, "Your love is a razorblade kiss! Sweet as these potatoes from your lips!" I BURST out laughing, not knowing which was funnier, the words I thought it said or the fact that he seemed to be singing them with a straight face. I consulted a lyric sheet, and realized I was wrong. I still think it's hilarious though and I sing it that way sometimes.

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