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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sweat without looking bad

    Artist: Heart
    Song: Barracuda
    Real Lyric: Swam without looking back

    The story:

    While watching Alice in Chains & Gretchen Wilson perform "Barracuda" with Nancy Wilson at the 2007 VH1 Rock Honors, I realized I really had no idea what she was singing. After singing it incorrectly for 30 years (14 of those in front of my husband, who was blissfully unaware of how stupidly wrong I was), I finally looked up the lyrics on the net. Duh. (He says girls worry way more about sweating than guys do, so he went easy on me.-- My son? Not so kind.)

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