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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sure to get down--Good lord!!!
    Baby got a muffin all over town!
    sticky ends, she don't play around.
    Covered much ground.
    Gonna gain by the pound.

    Artist: Blackstreet
    Song: No Diggity
    Real Lyric: Shorty get down, good Lord.Baby got 'em open all over town.Strickly biz she don't play around,Cover much grounds,Got game by the pound.
    The story:

    My mom was commenting on how hard it was to tell what the words to this song were. I told her that _I_ knew all the words, and she challenged me to tell them to her. I only got through the first two lines of my interpretation before she was laughing so hard she was crying!

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