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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    sure is killin' me General rises like a mensus above
    the Sarengeti.

    Artist: Toto
    Song: Africa
    Real Lyric: sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a Olympus above the Sarengeti

    The story:

    i was singing it in the car with my husband and he
    turned to me and asked "what did you just say?" i
    said " i don't know what did you hear?" so then he
    told me the real lyrics and everytime the song
    comes on the radio he askes me what i said the first
    time. i still won't tell him that i thought it was some
    ephereal reference to some tribe's right of passage
    into womanhood. how embarrassing!

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