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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a leprous above this Africa heat

    Artist: Toto
    Song: Africa
    Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

    The story:

    My mother and I were discussing song lyrics we had gotten wrong. I told her I had misheard the "leprous" line and a
    radio dj had said the "correct" line -
    "rises like an empress". We laughed heartily at his stupidity and sang the rest of the song.Then she pointed out I also had the "Serengeti" line wrong. I refused to believe her and told her I'd look it up here.Still can't believe it!

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