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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a lepress o'er the

    Artist: Toto
    Song: Africa
    Real Lyric: sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus o'er the Serengeti

    The story:

    nothing really embarrassing except that i heard it
    in my teens and still didn't know what they were
    saying until i was 50 and looked it up on a lyrics
    BTW,my fiance thought they said 'a hundred
    men on Mars' until i told her the right words, and
    she was 37.

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