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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "String Bean Madonna right in front her honner there was YouTube and Ghandi. Mucus fills-up MTV. Her two kids on my stool they tell her that shes on school but shes still re-occupied with 1985..."

    Song: 1985
    Real Lyric: "Springsteen, Madonna Way before NirvanaThere was U2 and BlondieAnd music still on MTVHer two kids in high schoolThey tell her that she's uncool But she's still preoccupiedwith 19,19,1985..."

    The story:

    I looked up the lyrics because my friends said I was wrong, and I kinda knew I was anyway(but who would want to admit it?!?!?), and we all started DIEING of LAUGHTER! I was really embarrassed, but it felt good to have a good laugh with my friends!!! D

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