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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Step out like a golfing child
    I saw your eyes across the street

    Artist: Culture Club
    Real Lyric: Step out like a God found childI saw your eyes across the street

    The story:

    Just checked the lyrics on the internet. I always thought it was "golfing child" because the singer's voice is hard to understand and most of the other lines are pretty indistinct as well. Turns out that the lyrics - from a lyrics website - actually make sense and are not nonsense rhymes like I've thought for the past 24 years! I used to think it was about a pub [the "church"] full of music journalists.

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