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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Statue where a time feels.

    Dinosaurs and troba are listening to Buck Owens

    Jamborees of elephants are playing in the bend
    Won't you take a rag on the flies and shoo 'em?

    Real Lyric: Statue wearing high heels.A dinosaur Victrola listening to Buck OwensTambourines and elephants are playing in the bandWon't you take a ride, on the flying spoon?

    The story:

    I was 10 years old when this came out in the
    summer of 1970. It was yesterday that I
    decided to look this song up so that I could
    play it, and was shocked to find that for the
    last 45 years I've had the wrong lyrics!

    I love the song, always have, and looking at
    the correct lyrics now I think how could I have
    done that? But at the age of 10 my vocabulary
    was more limited than it is at the age of 56,
    the hard part is going to be to "unlearn" the
    wrong lyrics that have been a part of me for
    most of my life. AFAIK nobody knows that I had
    the wrong lyrics all these years, but now
    everyone does...

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