Staring at your fathre grab
Everything now in your bust
Never felt so lonely I
Wish that you could show me love

The story:

Well, we were playing truth or dare, and my best friend dared me to call my crush and sing this song on his answering machine. Not wanting to do a striptease (the consequence), I agreed and sang MY version on his machine! The next day, he came up to me and told me the real lyrics. I'd just assumed that my friends were laughing because I was DOING it!