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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Stand on your lover, you monkey, I'm your wife...

    Real Lyric: Stand and deliver, your money or your life...

    The story:

    I had completely forgotten the song and my childhood misheard version, until one day my mother found an old tape she made of me singing it and played it back to me. this was in my teens, and i was about 5 when the tape was made. she then went into elaborate nostalgic detail about how i would do a special dance and sing along whenever the original song was playing. my parents never told me the words were wrong at the time, as they found it too funny.

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