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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Stand in the river,
    the holly-holly who, f

    Real Lyric: Stand and deliver,Your money or your life

    The story:

    As I grew up in the 1980s, all I had was a very
    cheap mono FM radio which was incredibly prone to
    interference. It was through this radio in 1981,
    when I was 11 years old, that I learned of this
    song, and not being a native English speaker, I
    had at that young age no way of knowing what the
    real lyrics were.
    Fast forward to about five years ago: Whilst I
    was on a nostalgia trip I played an 80s playlist
    on Youtube, and one of the songs was Stand and
    Deliver with the lyrics on screen. Only then did
    I learn how wrong my interpretation of the lyrics
    were, after years of singing it wrong.

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    Somehow the misheard lyric got mangled. The actual misheard lyric is "Stand in the river, the holly-holly who, lloyd".

    Fritigern Mar 02, 2016 9:04 pm