The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
When, oddly, a person ringing in to Radio 1 said they had always thought it was 'sparing his life for some pork sausages' and the DJ (I think it was DLT) put him right.
Felt a right twonker, did I.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
6/13/2002 9:10 am
Age it happened
17
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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