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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Soviet, friend no more.

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: So be it, threaten no more.

    The story:

    I first heard it and thought the song was too patriotic, like directly attacking the Soviet Union...after all, the song somehow deals with war, patriotism and worse, the name refers to the flag of the Navy, so I simply thought: "Metallica probably is talking about the Cold War". So I always told this to a friend who I inducted to listen to Metallica, and when I realized it, I told him and we could not do other thing...we laughed.

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