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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sophie said
    Sell the store

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: So be itsettle the score

    The story:

    English is not my native language so I have trouble
    understanding Metallica lyrics in general. This one,
    however, I thought I had nailed. I had this whole
    story in my head about an elderly Jewish couple
    owning a "mom-n-pop-shop" in New York, and that the
    wife suddenly decides that it's time to sell!
    They're too old - no heirs... what do I know.
    Anyway, I read the lyrics on the sleeve (I had the
    album for years on cassette).

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