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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Somthing in your a** took a thousand years to get here.

    Artist: U2
    Real Lyric: Something in your eyes took a thousand years to get here.

    The story:

    My brother and I were listening to this song when I mentioned this to him. Needless to say, he busted ot laughing. "I can just imagine Bono singing about constapation," he said. That got me laughing too. After we had calmed down, he told me the real lyrics, and I felt like a huge idiot, but I still thought it was pretty funny.

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