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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Somebody stole my carwash pass
    Oh it's full of nasty habits when the b***h gets back

    Artist: Foreigner
    Real Lyric: I don't like those, my God, what's thatOh it's full of nasty habits when the b***h gets back

    The story:

    I was a teenager at the time, and I thought Foreigner and the choir was singing "I want a nose like Lovey's," thinking that maybe they were referring to Mrs. Howell on "Gilligan's Island." I thought, "Well, Mrs. Howell has a very nice nose but I don't know why they would be singing that they want a nose like hers! What's so special about Lovey Howell's nose anyway?"

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