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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Somebody must die
    Take an eye for an eye,
    But I did what I did from the rear.
    Yes, I did what I did from the rear.

    Artist: Tony Christie
    Real Lyric: Oh bitch I'm country as cowboy bootsHigh debut beating boy band groupsNigga let me know what the fuck y'all want doEither keep up or you can't, can'tMet 'em through a bar-b-q, cracker through yo' thang, thangI ain't come here for no dumb shitYou think you one of the hardest nigga, lyrics of the drum kickWhen it's finished over and done withI'ma smoke a blunt and knock the p***y off of some bitchI ain't no speedy when you say I beat it too muchI ain't gone eat it, you ready go drown me and I pound it enoughSee me losin' fuck the big butt womenWoman walkin' funny p***y up in her stomachSittin' in the front cause T.V.'s runnin'Peanut-butter leather seat, with Big Truck on itI must've kidnapped the nigga man-huntin'Cause I heard 'em hollain' hold on baby I'm comin'

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    Only now. I had to look up the correct lyric online for this British 1960's hit.

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