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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Somebody get my cone
    So I can throw it in a public
    Fool and watch it float
    And as it's slowly sinking
    I'll become a slice of toast

    Artist: The Academy Is
    Real Lyric: Somebody get my phoneSo I can throw it in a publicPool and watch it floatAnd as it's slowly sinking down,Become a social ghost

    The story:

    I was listening to it with my friend, and I said "That poor, unsuspecting fool." She asked me what I meant and I just kind of got the hint and shut up and looked the lyrics up when I got home.

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