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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Some say, some say, some say - Venereal!

    Song: Dominion
    Real Lyric: Some day, some day, some day - Dominion!

    The story:

    I never knew the name of the song. I heard it all
    these years in clubs and wanted to learn it better.
    I knew I heard the lyrics wrong, so I'm just hum the
    tune to friends in hopes they would get it. But they
    ALWAYS asked for lyrics. So I gave them my best
    guess. To this day, I *still* hear "venereal".

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