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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Some nights I stay up trashing and all mind f**ks some might
    want to draw some night I wish my hips built your castle or
    else they might get chopped off

    Artist: Fun
    Song: Some Nights
    Real Lyric: Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luckSome nights I call it a drawSome nights I wish that my lips could build a castleSome nights I wish they'd just fall off

    The story:

    I was hinging out with my friends and we were listening to this
    on my "sisters" iPod and I started singing along and they
    looked at me like I was crazy and then told me the real lyrics

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