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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sodomy across my heart

    Real Lyric: Sign your name across my heart



    The story:

    I was at work when this song came on over the
    intercom. I couldn't believe this was allowed on
    the radio, & freaked out because it was a toy
    store I worked in at the time, & there were lots
    of children around. So I ran to my boss & told him
    they should turn off the music til after the song
    was over, or change the station because a station
    that would play that isn't something we should
    have the intercom on being there tended to be alot
    of children in the store. Then the DJ says 'And
    that was Terence Trent D'arby with Sign your
    Name..' I just stood there, feeling like an idiot.

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