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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So you grab your girl
    And you grab a cup of malt
    And you're off to meet
    In the middle of the dark
    You say the Air Stick is smelling alright
    So you pass to the left and you sail to the right

    Real Lyric: So you grab your girlsAnd you grab a couple moreAnd you all come meet meIn the middle of the floorSaid the air is thick, it's smelling rightSo you pass to the left and you sail to the right



    The story:

    I wasn't too sure about the "Air Stick" line, so I looked it up and was surprised to see just how wrong I'd been on the whole verse. However, it still made sense to me. I figured they were in a bar or club...possibly enjoying a malt liquor beverage, hence "grab a cup of malt." It's usually dark in a club and since he seems to be attempting to woo an attractive female, why not recommend meeting up in the darkest place in the bar...or "the middle of the dark." (Which is far more poetic.) How about the "Air Stick" you say? Justin Timberlake is no stranger to selling out, so maybe this was some obscure deodorant he was pitching...and given the sweaty nature of dancing in a club, I'm sure it would be reassuring to know your deodorant was still "smelling alright." The following lyric still holds up if that was the case. You'd give a stick of deodorant a pass to both the left and right armpits, wouldn't you? It all still makes sense to me.

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