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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So you can keep me
    Inside the pocket
    Of your ripped jeans
    Holdin' me closer
    until our eyes bleed

    Artist: Ed Sheeran
    Song: Photograph
    Real Lyric: So you can keep meInside the pocketOf your ripped jeansHoldin' me closer'Til our eyes meet

    The story:

    I heard this song in the car and asked my spouse, in an
    outrage, how is squeezing each other until your eyes bleed,
    at all romantic? He thought that was odd and asked me to
    look up the lyrics.

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