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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So why don't you blow me!

    (..a kiss before she goes..)

    Real Lyric: So why don't you blow me a kiss before she goes!

    The story:

    Well, if he didn't pause at that exact moment, I wouldn't keep cracking up every time I hear it..

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    OMFQ I NEARLY PISSED MY PANTS THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THE SONG!!!! i was like... gladly, gerard ;)

    MCRkicksass Apr 08, 2011 11:54 pm

    Yeah me too. You know all those humors about Gerard being gay or bi? I thought this confirmed it. lol

    petesays Jun 26, 2009 10:17 pm

    I always laugh at that too lol

    xbringmethehorizonx Jun 03, 2009 9:16 pm