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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So we put our hands up like a ceiling fan all night
    Like a ceiling fan all night

    Artist: Macklemore
    Real Lyric: So we put our hands up like the ceiling canít hold usLike the cen't hold us

    The story:

    Thankfully No one actually heard me singing this but it was a
    song that I would belt out alone in my car. once I figured out
    the right words I was happy no one ever heard me sing it but I
    still felt like an idiot for thinking that those were the correct
    lyrics. I had assumed "like a ceiling fan" meant raised above
    your head and swaying lol

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