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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So stick a lemon in myself to be your definition

    Artist: Incubus
    Song: Redefine
    Real Lyric: So sick of limiting myself to fit your definition

    The story:

    Luckily I found out I was wrong right away when i first heard the song. My boyfriend at the time was really into them and when I heard it I said, "Did he just say 'stick a lemon in myself'?" He just laughed and corrected me. Now I just sing it like that to make my friends laugh. It really does sound like that's what he says.

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