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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So Mama, don't take my clothes home, mama don't take my clothes home...Mama don't take my clothes home today.

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Song: Kodachrome
    Real Lyric: So Mama, don't take my Kodachrome awayLeave your boy so far from home)Mama, don't take my Kodachrome (away)

    The story:

    Probably not until my early twenties when I thought about the song did I realize how wrong I was. I always thought he was singing about his mom doing his laundry...I never understood how that made sense with the rest of the song.

    My Dad really loves this song, and he would play it at full volume and rev up the engine when I was about 5 or 6 and would go for a ride with him. I always used to sing along, and he would smile and laugh. He never corrected me.

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