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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So let me retire, so let me die

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: So let it be written, so let it be done

    The story:

    I saw Metallica live and realized...I dont think anyone else heard

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    I bet they would but they probably wouldn't hear it themselves, having written the lyric and all :P

    strandedinhell Jan 30, 2010 3:30 pm

    i actually came here to post this one myself, you're not alone in thinking it was "so let me retire". I bet the guys in Metallica would laugh their balls off though if we told them!

    Dangard Jan 30, 2010 7:46 am

    you sir, are a fucking retard

    BabiesBlow Nov 12, 2009 5:05 pm