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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So I put my faith in something unknown
    I'm living on sexy gherkins
    But I'm trying to hope with nothing to hold
    I'm living on sexy gherkins

    Artist: Calvin Harris
    Song: Sweet Nothing
    Real Lyric: So I put my faith in something unknownI'm living on such sweet nothingBut I'm trying to hope with nothing to holdI'm living on such sweet nothing

    The story:

    I did not mishear the lyrics personally, was told these
    alternate lyrics by a dental **sistant while she was **sissting
    in the extraction if my wisdom teeth. The song had come on
    the radio in the surgery. I had to fight hard not to laugh while
    the dentist had a drill in my mouth.

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    Submitted by

    arishs

    Submitted on

    2/14/2013 10:06 am

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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