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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So Good one! I believe
    in a Sea-nosed Bass
    and he's trying to breathe
    and he'll live alot longer
    if you live without me

    Artist: Linda Ronstadt
    Real Lyric: So Goodbye I'll be leavin' I see no sense in this cry-in' and grievin' We'll both live alot longer If you live without me



    The story:

    The song came on the radio when I was in the car alone with the window down at a stop light. After I belted out the wrong lyrics at the top of my lungs, I suddenly realized they didn't make any sense. At first I thought she was being existential, but then I wasn't sure there was such a thing as a "sea-nosed bass." So later I looked it up on the internet. The other people stopped at that light must have thought I was nuts.

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