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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
    I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on birth control.

    Artist: Usher
    Song: Yeah
    Real Lyric: So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
    The story:

    We were riding in my friends car singing along and she turns to me in horror and says "foot patrol", not "birth control"! I still sing it my way sometimes.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/15/2006 7:16 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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