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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'So come on, come on, swim the local ocean with me...'

    Artist: Kylie Minogue
    Song: Locomotion
    Real Lyric: 'So come on, come on, do the locomotion with me...'

    The story:

    At the age of about 5, my dad and I had a tape playing The Locomotion in the car. From then on I always presumed the lyrics were what I thought they were. As you can imagine I was pretty embarrassed to find out the actual lyrics about a year ago when they played it on a cheese night in a club. I'm 19.

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