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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    so bring out the old guillotine,
    and we'll show 'em what we really mean,

    Song: Disenchanted
    Real Lyric: we've got the obvious team,we'll show 'em what we all mean

    The story:

    just now, I have realized that I was singing it wrong for months. It seemed to make sense in a twisted way.

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    THOSE ARENT THE LYRICS? ARE YOU SHITTING ME? Wow. I've heard covers of this song and they say "We've got the old guillotine. Show them all what we mean."

    cassidiamond Oct 28, 2013 6:47 pm