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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Smoother than a fresh drossed hippy

    Artist: Bruno Mars
    Song: Uptown Funk
    Real Lyric: Smoother than a fresh jar o' Skippy

    The story:

    When I read the right lyrics I was so surprised! I
    always thought Bruno Mars said "fresh drossed hippy"
    although I have absolutely no idea what the word
    drossed means, if it exists.

    Maybe "drossed" means high, doped up or similar?
    Seems like a term like that belongs on Urban
    Dictionary. Example:

    "I just saw hippy and he had just finished smoking
    some weed. He was freshly drossed"

    OK, looked it up, Drossed is on Urban Dictionary,
    just not my meaning. I think my meaning sounds
    better though.

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