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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Smooth Hot Potato

    Artist: Sade
    Real Lyric: Smooth Operator

    The story:

    Not me, a little girl I was babysitting. She was singing along as I washed the dishes. At first I couldn't tell that she had the words wrong. You know the way Rs and Ls come out of little kids like Ws. Hot when it soulded like "Smooth Hot Potato", I asked her what the name of the song was.

    "Smooth Hot Potato," she replied.

    "What's it about?" I asked.

    "You know, when you bake a potato it gets smooth."
    "That's what I thought."

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