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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Slippers of the sleeping man

    Artist: ZZ Top
    Song: Sleeping Bag
    Real Lyric: Slip inside my sleeping bag

    The story:

    I was a kid when this song came out in the 1980s. Two days ago I heard the song for the first time in over twenty years when I happened to be listening to a classic rock station in my car. I was like, "oh my god, it's the slippers of a sleeping man song! I haven't heard this in years!" When I got home I decided to search for the song on the internet, which turned out to be frustrating since I was unable to find it by searching with what I thought were the lyrics. So I thought, well it kind of sounded like ZZ Top, and they were big back then. So I looked at the ZZ Top Discography on Wikipedia. Seeing that the only hit song listed with the word "sleeping" in the title was called "Sleeping Bag" I looked for the video on YouTube. As the video played I realized for the first time how goofy I must have looked when I sang along with the song way back then. But I'm sure my older sister already thought I was a dork anyway.

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