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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Slime in the coconut

    Artist: Harry Nilsson
    Song: Coconut
    Real Lyric: Put the lime in the coconut

    The story:

    This is actually how my 3-year-old nephew sings the song. It was apparently in a movie he had watched (Daddy Daycare, maybe?) and he just didn't understand the words. We have tried to tell him what the *real* words are, but he continues to sing it his way.

    This version is only better than the original when a cute, giggling 3-year-old sings it.

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