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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sleeping, having Le Peas

    Artist: Hymns
    Song: Silent Night
    Real Lyric: Sleep in heavenly peace.

    The story:

    I never quite understood why one would be eating Le seuer baby peas while asleep, but, like the miracle of the season, I took it on faith. Because I knew this "by heart" from the age of about 4, it took me years to actually read the lyrics. I meanwhile had taught all 3 of my younger sisters my version.
    PS~ I do happen to be on medication for ADD, but I wasn't then. I guess I should've been.

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