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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Skipper likes fandango

    Artist: Procol Harum
    Real Lyric: We skipped the light fandango



    The story:

    I was playing as a lead guitarist in a danish motorcycle club band in the late 70' and I suggested this wonderful song, that I've heard on the radio where the scenery of my teen imagination was a skipper on (presumely) a pirat boat was entertained by some fandango dancing while playing a game of poker with the crew. The keyboard player by the nickname of halfbraine laughed a bit too much at me, but I have forgiven him - much later.

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