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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
    Going to the can to mast******."

    Real Lyric: "Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon. Going to the candidate's debate."

    The story:

    I'm active on a web forum (message board), and in an off-topic forum there was a thread listing songs that reference m**********n. I thought of Mrs. Robinson, and checked a lyrics website to verify before posting to the message board. When I saw the lyrics on the first site, I assumed they were either wrong, or had been whitewashed by somebody. I then checked 5 other lyrics databases, and saw that all of them had the same lyric.

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