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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sitting on a park bench, five little girls with breast implants.

    Artist: Jethro Tull
    Song: Aqualung
    Real Lyric: Sitting on a park bench -- Eyeing little girls with bad intent.

    The story:

    It was actually my son, who at the tender age of ten cranked this song on his walkman and sang as loud as he could. My husband and I laughed so hard he had to pull the car over and sit a spell. To this day, eventhough he knows the correct words, he still sings it the same way he did over fifteen years ago.

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