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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    sittin on in nest with Bat Man

    just to find me a beautiful song

    i jumped up and sawed the table


    well the DA was a-holdin my left hand

    Artist: The Hollies
    Real Lyric: Sitting in a nest of bad Men....just a 5-9 beautiful tall....A jumping out of doors and tables....well the DA was a pumping my left hand

    The story:

    i really don't see how i couldn't have had an embarassing moment with this song, seeing as how i never once had the slightest clue what the heck the guy was singing about. all i knew was that it was downtown , the fbi was involved (along with bat-man ... in a nest... was that a robin joke?) and a DA man who was at one point holding the singer's hand (odd....). oh yeah... there was that bit about a girl who was also a cat.... odd. oh yeah.. it also seemed to me that the middle of a gun fight is hardly the time to practice one's carpentry.... wierd song.... until you figure out the lyrics, that is.

    now it makes PERFECT sense.

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